Its about making memories worth repressing
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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