i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
NoShamevember. You game?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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