actually, I'm a sock model
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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