I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Boobs speak an international language.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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