Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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