FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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