I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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