They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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