I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have post one night stand depression
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