That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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