he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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