The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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