i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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