So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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