if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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