i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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