it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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