I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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