Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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