Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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