It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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