Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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