i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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