I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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