The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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