you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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