She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it's like iHOP with fire
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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