so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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