would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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