what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
