you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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