wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
