I heard we made out
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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