i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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