Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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