So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
