So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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