Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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