It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is wine microwaveable?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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