There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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