They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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