Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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