Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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