i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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