its not stalking. its research.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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