he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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