think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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