she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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