Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
