So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
