question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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