big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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