So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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