Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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