Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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