I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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