white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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