I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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