I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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