love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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